Jokes

I Just Bought Banana🍌🍌🍌..

Very Soon I Will Buy The Island🏝️🗾🗾
Everything Na Small Small
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Your boyfriend is not your mate🙄
Sometimes, text him and say “good morning sir, have a good day my daddy” .
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[lets speak MTN or network provider’s language*

*Me: You have one minute remaining
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“I’ll never forget you”
I said this to someone but i can’t remember who😖🤦🏿‍♂️

But how you go leave my heart go break my TV?🥺😣😖
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Instead Of Using Pads Donate That Blood And Save Lives🤔

You can break my heart💔 but ✋pleaseee don’t break my phone screen😌
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: *Please if a woman’s head is bigger than her husband’s own, is her husband still the head of the family?*🤷🤷🤔🤔
[: *My broda*
*Hustle ooh! So that no lady will text you good night and still be online🏃🤣*

Obviously eyeing in this group I beg which pencil should  I use to draw ur attention  cos I can’t die in silence*

*my heart is melting  for u please*🌝🌝

Girls of today will Never apologize when they’re wrong, they just sleep naked by your side. My brother you will end up apologizing. 😏😏😒😒😒I know some of them in this group*

*Yeeeeh who stone me?*
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